Konabianca used to be a babe. Really. She once had a job and her own money. She spent it all on clothes. Guys wanted to date her. Now she is a happy but fading housewife. Her B.A. (English) and J.D. have been used for many years to make beds, clean toilets, and chop vegetables. Her favorite drink is a Manhattan, straight up. Oh, and she has a pilot’s license and owns a pistol. And a dog and two cats. And a Missouri Meerschaum. Go figure. She loves Jesus, too, because He loved her before she ever knew Him. Go figure again.